I'm liking that new song by Bobby Valentino, "Slow Down"...yeah stupid lyrics...but i like the simple beat and there's something about being "above" and listening to that song at high volume that makes me feel....mellow...it's a cool song but you know they're gonna play it out just like they do every other song...
I saw a new episode of South Park last night...ok...that shit was crazy, It was crazy cuz I can't believe how they get away with so much. If anyone saw it, then you know what I mean. It's about the Schiavo case. Basically Kenny left a will and during the whole episode (up until the end) his lawyer couldn't find the last page which read: "If ever I am in a vegetative state or in a coma, and they have me on life support I ask you to please...." they couldn't find what comes after taht until the end after he's been broadcast all over the fucking country on a feeding tube, what he requested was : "please, please, don't ever show me on National Television like that."
This is exactly what they did to Terri Schiavo. She couldn't communicate at all but I'm almost certain she must have felt like shit and people were all on her dick (or so to speak) I mean c'mon people...leave her alone...really now!
See, and that's probably what nobody understood about SP, how "profound" that episode was...and most of the episodes that deal with current events are like that let me tell you....it's just that nobody notices it cuz they just watch it for the foul language.
Another thing, the singer/dancer Ciara, dike k she's a man...it's possible but improbable....I don't care, that bitch could dance. She may not be the nest singer, but that's not really what she's tryin to do so...she's good at being pop star...let's leave it that way and besides, unless I actually SEE HER DICK I am not going to believe that shit...not that I really care but...u know...
Anyways, that's enough for now...I gtg to class...unfortunately.
3.31.2005
T-shirt Hell
the new shirts from T-shirt hell, i don't know who comes up with this crap, but this kid has an amazing imagination and well....a lot of time on his hands...
What follows is only an excerpt of the actual email newsletter thing he sent:
A List of People I Don't Like, and Some That I Do-------------------------------------------------------------
A lot of people who are not as good as me, accuse me of being arrogant.It's true I don't have much respect for most people, but I do respect a few.Here is a list of some of those people. For the people I don't respect, I've included some helpful hints on how to get their sorry lives back on track!
I'm tired of the Pope. Fuck you, and the Pope Mobile you rode in on. ThePope Mobile is a fucking Range Rover on chrome dubs you arrogant pimp;aren't you supposed to be feeding the children or something like that?Speaking of children, you might as well be President of NAMBLA you fuckingimpotent pervert. And you don't believe people should be allowed to haveabortions or use birth control? Make up your mind because you have to givethe people something. What are they supposed to do, have babies?There's no hope for you. Step down and let Al Sharpton be Pope. He wouldgive the Catholic Church serious street cred and whip it back into shape.Perhaps he would even merge it with the Nation of Islam. Those Nation of Islamguys would clear out all of the perverts in about ten minutes. After that,Pope Sharpton could let them all eat bacon again and I'm sure that wouldmellow those psychos out. Al Sharpton could fix the Catholic Church and TheNation of Islam all by himself.
Angelina Jolie you need to stop yapping about Third World countries and take your top off. Will someone please slide their thick cock between those full lips and shut her up already? Give back that dirty little foreign baby and devote your life to adult film.
The people fighting to keep Terri Schiavo alive need to find a hobby.Congress wants to pass laws to protect vegetables like her? I just hope theydon't pass any laws that cover my garden because I was hoping to have asalad for lunch. Congress needs to do something useful like pass moretax cuts for the rich, specifically rich people in the dirty t-shirtindustry.
Donald Trump needs to go away. It's popular to make fun of Donald Trump'shair, and wonder why he doesn't fix it. Because Donald Trump knows it's hisgiant pumpkin head that's the real problem. His smoking hot new wife can'tstand the sight of him. She will only let him take her from behind,provided he wears a bag over his head, they're at the bottom of a mineshaft, and she is provided with a welder's mask. Donald, take some of thatmoney you were going to use to put gold leaf under your wallpaper, and buyBrad Pitt's empty head, and put your brain in it. Your TV show sucks. Theonly good thing about it is that eventually all of the morons that you hirefrom this show, to help run your company, will drive it into the ground. I can't believe you fired the girl with the big tits.
Now on to the people I respect...
I respect Ricky Gervais who created and starred in, "The Office". Yes, itis kind of whorish to take money to help produce the steaming turd that isthe American version, but Ricky's a fucking genius and deserves to make somereal, American cash. I'm sure they paid him in quid, or crumpets, or someother shit for the British version and he deserves better.
I respect Jimmy Carter. Fuck you I do.
I respect Larry David, who admittedly has too much money to still beworking. But, "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is brilliant so please don't stop.I respect Al Roker who is not only an unsung comic genius; he also lostabout 300lbs with only minor medical assistance. Plus, he also predicts thefuture (weather) with uncanny accuracy and speaks to the dead. In your faceJohn Edwards!
I respect the Kirstie Alley/John Travolta creature. I know a lot of peoplestill don't believe they are the same person. They point to all of the,"Look Who's Talking" Movies. Well I saw "The Nutty Professor" and in onescene there were 6 Eddie Murphys sitting around the table so that doesn'tprove shit. This bloated he/she created by the Scientologists should havevanished back into the bowels of the Chrysler Building after, "Cheers". Butsomehow it keeps reinventing itself, most recently "playing" a washed upoverweight actress. I'm not a fan of the show, or even the concept, but thefact that you can get that show made deserves respect.
What follows is only an excerpt of the actual email newsletter thing he sent:
A List of People I Don't Like, and Some That I Do-------------------------------------------------------------
A lot of people who are not as good as me, accuse me of being arrogant.It's true I don't have much respect for most people, but I do respect a few.Here is a list of some of those people. For the people I don't respect, I've included some helpful hints on how to get their sorry lives back on track!
I'm tired of the Pope. Fuck you, and the Pope Mobile you rode in on. ThePope Mobile is a fucking Range Rover on chrome dubs you arrogant pimp;aren't you supposed to be feeding the children or something like that?Speaking of children, you might as well be President of NAMBLA you fuckingimpotent pervert. And you don't believe people should be allowed to haveabortions or use birth control? Make up your mind because you have to givethe people something. What are they supposed to do, have babies?There's no hope for you. Step down and let Al Sharpton be Pope. He wouldgive the Catholic Church serious street cred and whip it back into shape.Perhaps he would even merge it with the Nation of Islam. Those Nation of Islamguys would clear out all of the perverts in about ten minutes. After that,Pope Sharpton could let them all eat bacon again and I'm sure that wouldmellow those psychos out. Al Sharpton could fix the Catholic Church and TheNation of Islam all by himself.
Angelina Jolie you need to stop yapping about Third World countries and take your top off. Will someone please slide their thick cock between those full lips and shut her up already? Give back that dirty little foreign baby and devote your life to adult film.
The people fighting to keep Terri Schiavo alive need to find a hobby.Congress wants to pass laws to protect vegetables like her? I just hope theydon't pass any laws that cover my garden because I was hoping to have asalad for lunch. Congress needs to do something useful like pass moretax cuts for the rich, specifically rich people in the dirty t-shirtindustry.
Donald Trump needs to go away. It's popular to make fun of Donald Trump'shair, and wonder why he doesn't fix it. Because Donald Trump knows it's hisgiant pumpkin head that's the real problem. His smoking hot new wife can'tstand the sight of him. She will only let him take her from behind,provided he wears a bag over his head, they're at the bottom of a mineshaft, and she is provided with a welder's mask. Donald, take some of thatmoney you were going to use to put gold leaf under your wallpaper, and buyBrad Pitt's empty head, and put your brain in it. Your TV show sucks. Theonly good thing about it is that eventually all of the morons that you hirefrom this show, to help run your company, will drive it into the ground. I can't believe you fired the girl with the big tits.
Now on to the people I respect...
I respect Ricky Gervais who created and starred in, "The Office". Yes, itis kind of whorish to take money to help produce the steaming turd that isthe American version, but Ricky's a fucking genius and deserves to make somereal, American cash. I'm sure they paid him in quid, or crumpets, or someother shit for the British version and he deserves better.
I respect Jimmy Carter. Fuck you I do.
I respect Larry David, who admittedly has too much money to still beworking. But, "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is brilliant so please don't stop.I respect Al Roker who is not only an unsung comic genius; he also lostabout 300lbs with only minor medical assistance. Plus, he also predicts thefuture (weather) with uncanny accuracy and speaks to the dead. In your faceJohn Edwards!
I respect the Kirstie Alley/John Travolta creature. I know a lot of peoplestill don't believe they are the same person. They point to all of the,"Look Who's Talking" Movies. Well I saw "The Nutty Professor" and in onescene there were 6 Eddie Murphys sitting around the table so that doesn'tprove shit. This bloated he/she created by the Scientologists should havevanished back into the bowels of the Chrysler Building after, "Cheers". Butsomehow it keeps reinventing itself, most recently "playing" a washed upoverweight actress. I'm not a fan of the show, or even the concept, but thefact that you can get that show made deserves respect.
3.29.2005
3.22.2005
Stellaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy ffing shiat. I have never, ever -in my relatively short life- seen ANYTHING like this. It's called the Stella Comedy Show and they are on tour right now all around the US. I'm guessing that if they came to Providence, they will go anywhere. Really. They started in NY in some popular Café of some sorts and now they are saying goodbye to it because Comedy Central just greenlighted their own half-hour tv show. Please, I encourage you to watch it, matter of fact, I DEMAND YOU TO WATCH IT! No seriously though, they ran a video preview of the tv show at the live show and it was awesome. I'm praying they'll keep it on the air, hence my imperative stipulation of the viewing of the show. People watch, ratings grow, I stay happy.
Although I must warn you, if you are not familiar with these comedians style, especially Michael Ian Black (whom's sense of humor is way too deep to understand at first impression....you'll get that later), you are in for a somewhat confusing surprise - or so to speak. Because it is not a sketch show like Dave Chappelle's or SNL even though it kinda seems like it is. It's crazy, weird, and strikingly fun. You'll laugh, you'll laugh, you'll laugh some more...and if you're like me you will keep laughing even though the show is over. In fact...I am laughing as we speak.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIA TERESA, I MISS YOU HOE! UN BESO =* Y UN ABRAZO
CALL ME!
3.17.2005
El Ser Humano es Raro
El ser humano es raro, lo dicen los expertos por un lado tan simples, por otro tan complejos. Y a veces me pregunto cómo se come eso? La vida es un gran plato de dulces y salados.
Sobrevivir en éste mundo que te hace sentir por segundos,
Sufriendo las heridas en silencio, curándolas con risas en el tiempo. Después de un ascenso hay un descenso, y en ese justo punto intermedio, vuelvo a respirar y de nuevo a empezar.
La vida es un bolero, con y sin dinero. Alegrias y tristezas y en el camino rezas. y no es ingenuo el modo que nos atrapa a todos tropiezos en el escalón que unos suben y otros no.
Lo tarde se hace pronto, lo largo se hace corto. Y al menos saco en conclusión,cantando me siento mejor.
3.03.2005
bunk
She's not a movie star, she knows just what we are and, she thinks that beauty's all a show.
There's something in her eyes that she will not compromise and, she says there's no more space to grow.
She's got a lot of grace but, knows not how to embrace that...she feels that love is just a phase. She lives in a fairytale where everyone's so unwell but, she doesn't know if they can tell.
And she waits for the day where he'll take ... her away though she knows that it's just a waste
of time
But she'll laugh and she'll cry, watch her life pass her by - make mistakes and she'll fall along
the way.
There's something in her eyes that she will not compromise and, she says there's no more space to grow.
She's got a lot of grace but, knows not how to embrace that...she feels that love is just a phase. She lives in a fairytale where everyone's so unwell but, she doesn't know if they can tell.
And she waits for the day where he'll take ... her away though she knows that it's just a waste
of time
But she'll laugh and she'll cry, watch her life pass her by - make mistakes and she'll fall along
the way.
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