We can get Right...y baina...

DAMN YOU J-LO!!! OR SHOULD I SAY J-HOE? I dunnoh....but damn her....who tha fuck came up with that beat? that has got to be her most annoying song yet! I mean c'mon, You can't hold a note forever (even though she comes pretty close) and even if you could it's the change that makes the music...

Fefita....I think...

She walked in circles for about fifteen minutes a day in the sun. The doctor said it would improve her sleep and blood circulation or what not. She was eighty years young. Simply "Doña" because I couldn't pronounce her name. She wore her 1934 huge-brown-squared sunglasses. I always wanted glasses like that. Her hair was a rainbow of about fifty different colors in unique harmony. I was copying her one day -except I was going much, much faster. She dropped dead right next to me.

Where's my Angel?

No seriously, where's my Angel? This is probably the kid with the best sense of humor known to man. He was in Mrs. Simon's class with me in highschool...I swear to God, if it wasn't for him I would have never made it through that whole year in South Miami Senior High...dude, I miss you so freaking much it's not even funny. Angel was the only guy who actually got it...I mean, I'm always the weird one, the one to make jokes that nobody gets.. I would do this in class because it was so boring and in every class I would make remarks or pop-culture references and nobody would laugh, untill this one dude actually knew what I was talking about...Angel. See, I need this again...it was so much fun hanging out with this kid...I mean, I love to laugh, and boy could he get me going...I miss laughing like that, my stomach hurting, my eyes watering, and this was without even smoking or antyhing...it was just pure fun, pure laughter...I just wanna laugh like that again, you know? hahaha he used to do this awesome Pablo Francisco impression, hahaha oh man....sometimes I'm walking down the streets laughing by myself, and I'm sure people probably think I'm on crack, but in reality this is what I'm thinking about...Angel, where tha fuck are you?

Flat foots!

This morning, like at 6am, I'm walking to work and a cop rolls down his window and says to me "Are you all set?" I'm like...uhh...yeah...After that I'm thinkin...You think this guy was in retail sales before he became a cop?
I mean ..."All set"? who the fuck says all set?
So that was the highlight of my day...how bout yours?